What’s up my little chicadeeze… some of you may be wondering where I have been others prolly just don’t really care at all … to those people I raise my left hand and wave HAI!… then lower every finger cept the middle one… awww there ya go… I feel better now.
Yup I have been gone for a long time… But after reading this review it will all become clear as orange/greenish murky water. Right then on to zee review yes¿? Yes!
Ok so my Eyecrave boss man says OMG ThisGuy check it out the perfect movie for you to review… its got zombies (awesome) and ninjas… (AWESOME!) Here’s me thinking… the only thing making this movie the best thing to ever hit the semi bigish but not really silver but kinda off whiteish screen is boobies… and who knows there may be some in there…. I’m Getting off topic… Right and I mean I can’t fault him it was with good intentions that he picked this title for me.
Ok this movie straight up sucks. Like if you were to some how attach a Hemi engine to a Vacuum cleaner sucks…. Like… Vomit inducing gripping the sides of the toilet please kill me now sucks…. For real I got through about an hour of this horrible kinda horror movie. Then… I became violently ill… VIOLENTLY… this movie for real gave me such a headache that I vomited for 3 hours of my life and went to bed….
Want specifics on what sucks? Sure here. The acting could have been better if you went to your little sisters 2nd grade production of the wizard of OZ and picked the cast stright from there.. .they would have been more convincing as ninjas too… not a big fat “ninja” that can’t even hide behind trees because well…he’s fat. Actually while at your sisters production why not grab the special effects guy too? I mean I have seen better special effects on a my child’s Barbie fake child’s laptop. This movie made me re-think reviewing movies (ok that was me being dramatic) … for real while I was staring into the Orange/greenish water of my would be stomach contents I was thinking… WTF did I eat?… no but for real this movie sucked a lot and I subjected myself for you… the people… so please do yourself a fave and steer clear of it… yea I enjoy a B movie and all that but this wasn’t even that good enough to have a laugh at…
So yes I am back no Don’t watch this movie unless of course you are trying to lose weight… but for real people… there are healthier ways. This Guy Out.
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